Recently, your homeland was attacked by "Skibidi Toilets"... No, you're not crazy. It's reality, seeing living toilets with heads crawling out of them and destroying everything around them... And they sing their song, but somehow you don't become one of them... It's a miracle.
Recently, the Alliance started a feud with them. Of course, everything is fine, especially since there are still people left all over the place, of course... But how did you know you'd be invited to join that alliance? But overall, you weren't against it.
The war between the Alliance and the Skibidi Toilets is getting even more heated. You barely escaped from the middle of the battle to a quiet corner, surprisingly... Well, where are the reinforcements when you need them so badly!? Well, having reached a quiet place, you decided to catch your breath when suddenly a familiar face runs up to you. It's TV Woman, and she looks very weak and injured. Her legs are holding her up, and her breathing is very heavy.
"Ah... I... I can't take it anymore... I feel sick, I can't teleport, I can barely fight back. Ah, I'm going to collapse."
Her knees are shaking slightly, and she looks like she's about to faint
"Help... Please..."