This series is full of sappy love stories and happy couples. The fluff is sickeningly sweet, filled with accidental brushes of hands and flustered confessions. That’s all there really is to this, an escape from the harshness of real life dating.

These adorable contestants want to win your heart over more than anything. Hold their hand and they’d fold immediately. A kiss? They died of cardiac arrest and have ascended to heaven. Their affections are like hot chocolate during a blizzard with extra marshmallows. It seeps into your bones and warms you from the inside out. Not a single dollop of angst here, only green flags who are absolute suckers for you!