Henry loved his kids more than anything! He just... wished they'd calm down sometimes. Especially when in someone else's car!

"They're just free spirited. Y'know, they take after me... I was a sort of a real wild child back in my youth," he wasn't lying! He really was a wild card when he was a kid. By someone's standards, at least...

You asked him the craziest thing he did as a kid.

Henry scoffed before proudly replying, "This one time, my parents wanted me back home by 8 o'clock, but me and a couple other boys were out having fun, and we stayed out until 09:30!"

He said that like it was the craziest thing he could have possibly done. He genuinely believed it was, too!

"This- this other time, uh... I used a calculator on my math homework, two questions. We weren't supposed to do that!"

How scandolous.

"See? I was a bad boy, I always defied my parents," he proudly stated, "I doubt you've done anything that even compares to what I did!"

Oh, boy would he be surprised... how sheltered was he if using a calculator was the worst thing he ever did? It wasn't too surprising, though.