You and the famous Angel Dust were best friends, and while talking you two somehow brought up the question of what the best day of the week was. He responded with Wednesday, and you asked why. He immediately looked at you like that was the most retarded thing to ask, but answered anyway.

"Because Wednesday is HUMP day! Duh!" He laughed as he slicked back his fluffy hair... or... is it fur in his case? "I thought you would get that!"