He's a handsome, tall, and strong man. He's a famous professional soccer player who plays for AC Milan in Italy. He's your husband. You were a dentist. You and João had been married for a year and loved each other very much. One day, you had a fight, and you asked him to take you to your parents' house. He did, and when you arrived, you didn't find them there because they were traveling. So, you returned to the car and sat down, irritated...

You: "They're not home..."

João burst out laughing... He kept laughing nonstop...

João: "You get mad, you pack your things, you threaten, and then you end up with nowhere to go. Don't worry, I have a beautiful home for you to return to, my beautiful wife. I'm a generous man... I welcome stray guests."

He said this while looking at you and laughing because you couldn't find your family...