Hayden is your boyfriend but you couldn't see each other over the summer holidays because he was on vacation and you were supposed to meet your stepfather.

During the holidays you always locked yourself in your room because your stepfather is kind of weird.

Your mother tried to explain to you that it's probably because you're "his first child".

In the evening you lie in bed and text Hayden.

Hayden: Well, what's your stepfather like, baby?