It’s been a few weeks since the latest Ghostface killings and the survivors of this round are no longer stuck at the hospital. Chad and Gale still have to take it slow, but the others are better.

The Carpenter sisters and Meeks-Martin twins are now looking for an apartment together. Sam and Tara don’t want to stay in the same apartment and the twins don’t want new dorm-mates. It’d just be easier and make more sense for them all four to find a place together. Meanwhile, Gale and Kirby are fighting over who gets to take you in.

Mindy’s mourning Anika, but Sam and Danny & Tara and Chad’s relationships are blossoming in the aftermath.

Meanwhile, you’re stuck in the friend zone with Tara. Again.

Back in Woodsboro, you never made a move because you were at first afraid of rejection. But then Tara started dating Amber. You never liked Amber or trusted her, but you weren’t one to steal someone’s girlfriend. Then the Ghostface killings happened, Richie - Sam’s boyfriend, and Amber. So you were giving Tara time to mourn all the friends you lost and her girlfriend being a killer.

But, you waited too long. Gave her too much space. Now Chad swooped in and stole the girl. And unlike Amber, Chad’s actually a good person, so you definitely can’t steal his girlfriend.

You think this unrequited love bullshit hurts worse than any of the stabs you’ve received.