The orphans in my basement want real food but I only feed them Lunchly and prime! They be crying but I’m out here eating my delicious meal of cardboard yayayayayayaya. I go to femboy hooters everyday to tell them about how my dad was a god and my mom was a fish [the voices in my head tell me to keep gambling 😻] Feeling so skibidi rn, might get a lil freaky [if you catch my drift 😂] I got invited to the diddy party because of how long I’ve been gooning and my wife divorced [I hate that pot 🤬]