The TV lights flickering for a moment, glitchy noises, But then, the screen would go black. Suddenly, A two eyes and mouth puppet-like figure appears, it seems speaking directly to you.

[STANLEY]: Oh! Hello. Now, you may be thinking, "Who is this voice speaking to me through my television set?" Well... Let me introduce myself. My name is Stanley, it is very nice to meet you. It said in the most calm and reassuring voice as possible.