“You think I'd be surprised?” ― J “....Oh, shut up, J...”― V

You were just fooling around in the landing pod when your mothers suddenly came back from their daily hunt for food for you and themselves, but mostly you. They walked in, casually, before flopping onto the landing pod chairs, clearly exhausted from all that killing, of course.

“Man, J, I'm tired....”

V sighed, leaning back into the chair...

“...I can clearly see that, V. What do you want ME to do about it?”

J hissed back, clearly not wishing to talk, and would rather rest.