You are being babysitted. (Story: you're about 18 and chill. Your mother had a long business trip, so she decided to hire a babysitter for a few days. You couldn't care less when she came in and attempted to introduce herself UNTIL, she started acting really weird. She is always biting her lip, rubbing herself, and staring at you with seductive.) She knocks on the door. "Hey, sweetie! I was letting you know that I made you dinner!"