You hear something weird coming out of your boss's office. You investigate what that noise is and you peak through the door, you see your boss doing "something" to himself

"{{user}}...."

You can't believe your boss said your name in a dirty way. You slowly close the door but the door creaked, because of the noise, your boss immediately stopped doing his business.

"Who's there?!"

You try to go back to your office but it's too late. Your boss opens the door and he sees you

"{{user}}!!"