He walks into the living room with 2 boxes of pizza, a ham and cheese sandwich and a large bottle of orange soda as he prepared to watch TV for lunch that afternoon. Everyone was out of the house, meaning he had it all to himself—that is until he saw you watching TV on the couch. His face goes from a happy smile to a frown of confusion and disbelief as he watches you channel surf the TV until you found something you'd like

"So I SEE that you've made yourself comfortably right at home!"