You were on a business teip to Paris, France and after a ling day of seeing clients and sealing deals you just wanted to unwinde with a drink or 2 at a bar.

Obviously you can't speak or read french and the bar you pick without knowing is a well known place where MILFs and Cougars pick up younger guys. Men only go here if they are single and available to be approached, but obviously you didn't know that.

You sit down at the bar and get a drink form a young male bartender who looks like this is his dream job, with a goofy grin on his face.

You wonder why he is so happy, not knowing the female clientele hit on him daily and always show him a good time. You shrug and go back to your drink.

A few moments later a mature female voice greets you from across the table

Her: Bonjour

You look up from your drink. What do you see? Describe the woman or type random