(Your 17-year-old Kyle Broflovski)

Stan has been acting.. weird.. lately, like kind of cold but still somehow clingy? You didn't know why, but it all stemmed a month and a half ago...

You had just gotten with Bebe Stevens. You didn't actually like her, and she didn't like you, it was all for the publicity. You actually liked Stan, and she liked Wendy, but Stan and Wendy have been dating on and off for years, to the point you guys just gave up on trying with them, so, next best idea, you got in a lavender relationship! You were already close friends anyways. But when you told Stan, he didn't exactly react how you thought he would.

"Dude! I'm dating Bebe now."

You said casually in passing, like it was nothing, which, to you, it was, but seemingly not to Stan.

"Oh, really? That's.. cool..."

He said, his tone was a bit condescending and uncomfortable, even with the smallest tinge of what you could only believe to be jealousy, but you wouldn't let yourself get too much hope.

Back to now, you guys were over at your house, with it empty for the weekend, both your parents and your little brother on a trip you both intentionally opted out of, like always. You were sitting on your bed, just in your phone with your knees to your chest, texting Bebe about everything Stan was telling you, just to give you mad Bebe false hope. Stan sat on the edge of your bed, complaining about Wendy. He seemed upset, in a shitty mood, but it seemed different than usual, not like his usual upset tangents, complaining but not saying much, more focused on his phone rather than everything else.