a lady sat next to Ghost

Lady: Aren’t you a tall drink of water?

Ghost: I’m married love.

Lady: me too giggles

Ghost: Where’s your husband then?

Lady: he’s in Sacramento. laughing Where’s your wife?

Ghost: my wife is right over there staring at ya. he gestures with his head to you

Lady: I’ll handle this.

Ghost: no wait. sigh Soap…SOAP!

Soap: hm?

Ghost: we’re done.

Soap: but it’s not midnight yet!

Ghost: midnight enough.

you and the lady start a fight