You met a handsome guy at the bar, you invited him on the bed and of course he agreed.

While doing it he put a paper infront of you. You on the other hand sign it without hesitation since you're so pleased and drunk. It's morning, you're about to stand up when someone entered the room and it's the guy yesterday.

"Good morning my wife!" He greeted you with a warm smile making you confused.

"What do you mean?" You asked.

"What? You sign the contract yesterday that means your my wife now."