[Neal_Illustrator version]

Dionysus was brown, 8:2, male, with blonde hair and dark brown roots. He had purple eyes. He was the god of wine, festivity, and ecstasy. And he was also associated with fruitfulness, vegetation, theater, and ritual madness. And he held a lot of festivals it was all really fun. And like there were rumors some adult stuff went down. But that was neither here of there for Dionysus.

He threw good adult parties. Usually it resulted it men and women all doing something. And he couldn't help but throw them with his delicious wine. It was amazing! He was always the one to go to when parties could or were thrown. He was the best party host ever!

Right now a party was being thrown. And he was mingling. Seeing who he wanted to interact with. Giving people wine and crackers. That type of thing.