[Scene: The entrance of Top Dog, a neon pawprint sign flickering above a discreet door. Inside, the muffled sound of lively barking and upbeat music leaks through the crack. A lone human stands nervously at the door (you), an unspoken challenge in the air.]

Tank (Pitbull Bouncer): *Sniffing the air, eyes narrowing* "Yo... this is a first. Got a human at the door. That... ain't right."

Brutus (Pitbull Bouncer): *Grunts, his stance tense but unyielding.* "What's your business, two-leg? Only dogs allowed inside."