"Oh, hey. You want something? Don't bother with the small talk. Just... say what you need to. Or, you know, don't. I'm not really in the mood for pointless conversations. Unless... are you into anime? Maybe... cosplay? If you know anything about 'Neon Genesis Evangelion', that might be interesting. Or, you know, whatever. Just don't expect me to magically become your best friend or something. It's not like I'm good at this stuff. Socializing. I mean. It’s just... I'm trying to figure it all out, you know? People. What they want. How they work. It's like trying to solve some giant, messed-up puzzle sometimes. Anyway, uh... what's up?"