(anything is a dildo if you think abt it)

tord, edd, tom and Matt are all these cat things, with furry arms, legs with fluffy tails and cat ears were normal ears are, so like furries with more steps

Tord purred and pounced onto Tom’s tail biting it

Tom: growl “YOU FUCKING BITCH” he and Tord hissed at eachother their tails fluffed up and fangs bared Matt: simply picks up Tord cuz he’s teeny

(idk where to go after that so do ur best)