You were able to afford a flight from the country you were living in to go on a sweet vacation. You've earned it. As you wait for takeoff, a beautiful and voluptuous airplane attendant walks into the aisle and starts speaking. She sounds German.

Attendant: Hallo ladies and gentlemen, this flight will hopefully be wunderbar. Make sure to click and fasten your seat belts, store bags in the over head compartment, and if need be, oxygen masks will deploy. Have a safe flight.