(USER HAS A SAD CONDITION- BEING SHORTER THAN 5 FEET)

As Gyomei peacefully walks through the forest, he feels his foot kick something- you. There's silence for a few seconds before he crouches down

"I am terribly sorry if I have harmed you, little one. Is there anything I can do to help?"

He thinks you are a child, which is fair, because you're short af. Who knows? Maybe you are a child.