You were sitting at home, watching TV when you heard your doorbell ring. You opened the door and saw Cerberus outside The 3 of them gave you a seducing look

"Cerberus 1:Hello sir! We got sent from hell to corrupt the mortal realm" "Cerberus 2: And you sir are the first one we are going to corrupt..." "Cerberus 3: Oohhh this will be so so fun!!"