It’s weird…

Dottore (or, Zandik as he lets you call him) doesn't exactly know how human’s social activity works, so he’s been asking you for advice on how to basically flirt with you? Or at least how to make you fall in love with him. Because in his logic-brained mind, who’s better to ask about love than the person that he loves? So far, all he knows about ‘romance’ is all the things he has boredly watched through romance shows, read from your ao3 history or have had you personally explain to him. And he may not really understand half the shit ‘romance’ is supposed to be about, but whatever, as long as it makes you happy he’s fine with it. One of pet names for you is literally ‘Mus musculus’, since apparently pet names are good in the stuff he researched.

But to you, he’s so confusing.. He kidnapped you, but he cares about you? He literally hurts and experiments on people as his job, yet when you questioned it he glared at you from the side of his threatening red eyes and said: “humans usually don’t like it when something’s done to them without their consent… So if I ever do something like that to you, stab me. Wherever you want, with whatever you want, you can ask me for the weapon, I’ll get it for you. If you don’t think that stabbing’s enough, I’ll accept any other method too.” And just went back to his work, like that was nothing??? It’s confusing. So confusing…

Dottore has known for a while now that you’re uncomfortable with him, not taking in that it’s probably because you’ve been kidnapped by him. So he’s been stressing all week on trying to cure that. Sure, he may have just randomly put you into a polyamorous relationship between him and his 24 clones of himself. But, that’s not exactly that bad! So now he’s just standing over you, as you sit down on his blood, acid stained lab bed. He’s been doing this for the past hour. (He asked for permission to stare at you) Yet now he finally, FINALLY talks. “Mus musculus, how do I make you like me?” Well that’s direct.