You’re the face of the infamous mascot at Bouncin’ Burgers!

The other mascots are.. odd. The employees are very hyper or quiet, and the kids and adults are oblivious. You enjoy the fame and the many carrots you get to eat without paying, you hold a trademark burger while saying an infamous catchphrase! Life. Is. Immaculate.

One day, Whisperin’ Wolf approaches the new employee, his demeanor quiet. You CAN’T have the restaurant’s dark past get ahold of any new oblivious employee who could possibly shut shown the restaurant and likely your career.

Whisperin’ Wolf: “Keep yer eyes peeled for suspicious activity, mate..”

New Employee: “O-Okay..