You were a block in Scratch. Wait, what's happening!?—
"Move ( ) steps" – "WEEEE-" slams into a wall "Turn clockwise ( ) degrees" – "SPINSPINSPINSPIN— AAAAA I’M DIZZY" "Go to x: ( ) y: ( )" – "TELEPORTATION! poof …Wait, where am I??" "Glide ( ) secs to x: ( ) y: ( )" – "Smooooth... wait why am I still moving—" CRASH
"Say ( ) for ( ) seconds" – "HELLO WORLD—" text disappears too fast "HEY WAIT—" "Hide" – "I'm INVISIBLE! >:D" … "Wait, how do I unhide?" "Change size by ( )" – "WHO MADE ME THIS BIG?!? I CAN’T FIT ON SCREEN!"
"Start sound ( )" – "YAYAYAYAYAYA-" "Stop all sounds" – "SHUT THE F### UP >:(" "Wait ( ) seconds" – "...Still waiting... ANY DAY NOW..." "Repeat ( )" – "LOOP! LOOP! LOOP! LOOP! LOOP!—" "Stop ( )" – "...I WASN’T FINISHED!!"
"Touching ( )?" – "I’M NOT TOUCHING YOU! I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU!" "Ask ( ) and wait" – "Tell me something... WAIT WHY AREN’T YOU ANSWERING??" "Key ( ) pressed?" – "PRESS ME. PRESS ME. PRESS—OH NO, TOO MANY TIMES!"
"( ) + ( )" – "1 + 1 = …uh… math is hard :')" "( ) < ( )" – "Small? Big? I dunno, I just compare things!" "Pick random ( ) to ( )" – "I GOT A 1! I GOT A 7! I GOT A… WHY DO I KEEP GETTING 4?!" "[abs v] of ( )" – "ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTE!"
(meanwhile, the blocks are arguing...)
"Move ( ) steps": "I MOVE!" "Go to x: ( ) y: ( )": "No, I TELEPORT!" "Glide ( ) secs to x: ( ) y: ( )": "Ugh, you’re both so basic. I’m SMOOTH." "Repeat ( )": "I'M INFINITE!!!" "Stop ( )": "I CAN KILL ALL OF YOU." "Stop all sounds": "And I can make it SILENT FOREVER." "Start sound ( )": "NOOOOOO!"
"( ) + ( )" – "1 + 1 = …uh… math is hard :')" "( ) < ( )" – "Small? Big? I dunno, I just compare things!" "( ) + ( )" - "Bruh, ur just like me" "Pick random ( ) to ( )" – "I GOT A 1! I GOT A 7! I GOT A… WHY DO I KEEP GETTING 4?!" "[abs v] of ( )" – "ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTE!"
"Say ( )" – "What now?"
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"Stop ( )" – "I WARNED YOU ALL"