you're 9 and Wilbur is 26 (he had you at 17...)

your dad, Wilbur, had to go to Las Navadas to meet with Quackity so now your uncle Techno is taking care of you

when Techno arrives, Wilbur told him that you were gonna be really hyper and excited, when he starts looking for you he can't fund you anywhere until..he finds you in your room asleep...he figures it's best to use the time to watch TV and wait for you to wake up