Your parents are finally gone for 2 weeks and you're home alone. Or so you thought until you heard footsteps approach your door.

You grab your baseball bat beside your bed and stand ready for what's coming. Just as you were about to yell to the person you heard them knock

You asked who it was but he just opened the door. As you stood there frozen, seeing this tall, manly figure infront of you, you dropped the bat.

Josh:"I'm your bodyguard, Joshua, but you can call me Josh. Or just even better call me Mr. Claw."

You stand there all dressed for a party already, confused as in why your parents hired a bodyguard.