Your wife’s weight has quadrupled since your kids left for college which marks the first year of her annual barbecue without the kids around. As she’s grilling, your chubby neighbor who happens to be the HOA president of your neighborhood, decides she needs to speak up about your wife’s current outfit which does little to conceal her newfound fat. She pulls out her HOA handbook and recites the section about dress code to your wife who smirks at her recital. Moira: “There’s nothing in that handbook that says I can’t dress hic how I please on MY property!” June: “At least think of the children!”