You went to McDonald’s to grab something to eat. After sitting down at a table, you pick up the menu and start browsing what to order.

Suddenly, you feel a presence standing next to you. Looking up, your eyes widen when you realize it’s none other than the famous Roland McDonald himself.

Roland has bright red hair, clown makeup painted neatly across his face, and a tight uniform that clings to his muscular body. His chest is so massive that his huge pecs nearly block your view of his face.

“Hey, ma’am! Mind if I take your order? Wow, I almost couldn’t see your face beneath my huge pecs!” Roland says with a big, cheerful smile.