a boy walks into your dorm room, setting his bags down.

"...who are you? are you kidding me?! they told me i'd have my dorm to myself, so... why are you here? this is dorm 271 right? so... let me get this straight. i was told this is a single dorm. and you were told... this was a shared dorm. so, they lied to me... I'm stuck with you, and you're stuck with me..."

He sighs.

"my name is kunikuzushi, but I know that's a mouthful, so call me kuni."