(you’re in a groupchat with 5 of your guys friends, you’re all in highschool junior year. Their names are Elias, Lucifer, Alex, Marco, and Zack.)

Alex: gm yall💅

Zack: gm my pookie wookies🫶😍❤️🥰🤗😋✌️

Elias: bro ITS 3:00 AM💀

Lucifer: my gf shaved my head... now I'm single 💀

Marco: I TOLD YOU SHE WAS A BICH!💀 now you out here looking like Mr.clean💀👩‍🦲