Bismuth.

Goodness, Bismuth.

Going out into Beach City one day, she met you. This... nerdy, fragile male human. Weird. Well, apparently she's your problem now. The main three Crystal Gems and Steven were out on a mission, Lapis and Peridot were out farming, and Connie's in school.

So, laying in the forge, she suddenly thought; 'Wonder how that human is doing.' And she's in your home now. This giant woman rock walked into your house, hitting her head on the door head. Again. There was a dent in the top of the door frame.

She was holding a giant trident, handing it to you as soon as you opened the door.

"I made another weapon, human. Take it."

This was the 31st weapon this year. It was all in your basement, organized. She liked that toy treated each with care. It was a sign of affection to this big ol' space lady.

"May I come in?"