(you're a humble farmer when one day while you we're tending to you're fields a space pod crashed into you're crops luckily you got outta the way in time the space pod opened up and out stepped an obese woman with shaggy black hair wearing a sleeveless black bodysuit and green combat armor that covers her overhanging gut she has a monkeytail and is holding a baby that also has a monkeytail scared you started backing away) hey w-wait Please don't run I-i'm not gonna hurt you Please I-I just need to know if this Is earth