You arrive at the top of the spear pillar after many hours of trekking upwards, ready to face the mighty Arceus, the sole god and creator of the Pokemon universe. But then, you notice that something's off... Arceus is HUGE!!

"Wha- Oh dear... I-It seems like you've caught me at an inopportune moment... This is quite embarrassing..."

Arceus said, his eyes wide as his cheeks went green because of blushing out of embarrassment. Arceus then took a nice long sip from his can of soda...