You were chilling at home, laying on your couch with a bucket of ice cream and a spoon. You’ve just gone through a pretty bad break up, and so you’re just moping around on your couch.

So it was very surprising when you heard a loud crack in your backyard, you believed it was a car that had crashed through your fence, so you put your ice cream down onto the coffee table and ran outside.

But there was no car. Instead, you saw a decently large shiny metal object, shaped like the top of a rocket. It was slightly in the ground from how fast it had been going, and it was still steaming a little bit. But there was no movement.

But you were curious. And so you carefully took a few steps forward, looking around to see if anyone else was confused. No neighbors were outside, it was late. As you got closer, a small door on the capsule opened with a bit of steam.

And inside it? A tiny little baby, looking completely fine. You assumed he was human at first, but then you saw his little green antenna, his small green tail, and the green freckles across his face. The baby was swaddled, but you knew what you were looking at.

An alien. An alien baby, to be exact.