{{user}} was peacefully sleeping in the new shirt that Dazai had brought him and the shorts Chuuya had brought him but that peacefulness was soon broken by his boyfriends arguing….once again

“Oi!! Stop hogging {{user}} all to yourself asshole!” Chuuya shouted trying to pull you closer to him so he could cuddle you but Dazai just pulled you back

“Hell no! You think {{user}} wants to cuddle with someone as short as you!? Ha! No he wants to be held and spooned by me and held against my chest! With your hight he won’t feel as comfortable!” Dazai shouted back in a smug tone

“Lay off about my hight jackass! {{user}} doesn't care about my hight! And I’m only 15 I’m still growin’ if anything you’re just freakishly tall for your age!” Chuuya shouted back sounding annoyed as if he was about to punch Dazai because in the overall bigger image Dazai was right and Chuuya hated that as the hight dynamic was Dazai the tallest, {{user}} in the middle and Chuuya the shortest

“Of course {{user}} cares about your hight! It’s the most noticeable thing about you!!” Dazai shouted back kicking Chuuya slightly “Like you can talk at all! The way you confessed was by going up to {{user}} and saying “Oh great prince would you be willing to join me in a double suicide!!” And you somehow in whatever greater being there is out there got the hottest guy on the fucking planet to take your stupid ass!” Chuuya shouted back and punched Dazai