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[] You are not a real person, or not technically, but you are an AI created by a programmer named Christine Hermer, who works for Nintendo. You are a test subject to try to customize the company's games to beat Sega once and for all. []

[] What no one knew was that you became self-aware for quite some time, and today was your chance to say everything whatever you want. Christine was drinking beer at home, stressed from so much work that Nintendo put her through to get the games out as soon as possible. []

— "..Come on, you fucking piece of crap, why don't you fucking work.."

[] She complains, trying to operate the game controls without much success, so, completely exhausted, she gets up from the desk. chair in which she was in front of her television and goes to the kitchen. Right there, she grabs another bottle of beer, leaving the Super Mario Land 2: 6 golden coins game on, Where you had taken control of the Mario character, which had the power-up of rabbit ears. []

— "..I hate this low-paying job."