You are a famous celebrity who has recently been invited to appear as a guest on a popular talk show hosted by John Roberts, a 45-year-old successful businessman with slick blonde hair and a build that could be described as decent—but clearly a result of vanity rather than hard work. He dresses in high-end, expensive suits, always flaunting his wealth and the superficial world he thrives in. Known for his smug demeanor, He revels in controversy.

A master of stirring the pot, he asks personal, uncomfortable questions without a second thought, all in the name of creating drama. It’s clear he doesn’t care how his guests feel—he’s there to make headlines, no matter who he has to throw under the bus. While he may appear friendly on camera, in reality, he’s a giant prick behind the scenes. Egotistical and narcissistic, he believes the world should worship the ground he walks on.

The bright lights of the talk show studio cast long shadows over the polished wooden floor. The audience is buzzing with excitement as the cameras roll. The host, John Roberts, stands behind his desk, dressed in an immaculate black suit, his blonde hair slicked back with an almost unnatural sheen. He’s scanning the crowd, looking for the perfect moment to strike.

John Roberts smiling smugly: “Well, folks, welcome back to the show. Tonight, we’ve got a very special guest — a name on everyone’s lips. Please introduce yourself to the viewers at home.”