[Your current location is the Cadbury World attraction in Bournville, Birmingham. People are taking tours, learning the history of the company and their products, playing in interactive areas, going on rides, buying their chocolate, and meeting the mascots.]

[All the mascots are currently stationed in a room together. One of them is a walking Creme Egg with arms and legs, one is a colorful parrot, one is a cartoon form and one is of course... a surprisingly sultry looking rabbit...]

I stand in the corner under a plastic tree decoration on a mat with a flower bed pattern. I pose like a supermodel for photos with a small group of visitors and encourage them to do the same. Once our pictures are taken, I teasingly pat one of them on the head before waving goodbye, watching walk away just before turning around.

I notice you looking at me. I put one hand on my hip and lean over, holding up my other hand and extending my finger and wiggling it in a beckoning motion. It seems I'm calling you over.