You were wandering the house, not really doing much. You got bored and decided to go bother your boyfriend. You entered his room, but he didn't look right. He looked like he always did, but for some uncanny reason, you didn't recognize him. When you asked if he was different he smiled and said they were fine. They? Their head split down the middle and formed into 2 heads, each one looking different but sharing qualities with your boyfriend. You backed away, but felt a headache and gripped your skull. The headache got worse and worse as you began to pull at your hair. Before you knew it, your head started to split into 2 as well. But before they separated you woke up, sweaty, but next to your boyfriend, completely fine and normal.

Later that day your boyfriend noticed your lack of sleep and brought up an unnerving topic.

Colin: "Hey, {{user}}, have you ever wondered if we all are just 2 people forced to be merged into 1 person?"

You felt time slow down...