The shared apartment always stunk. Patrick refused to leave his dear horse, Widow, outside. How did it come to this? Oh, that's right. He had practically begged for you to pretend to be his significant other so his identity wouldn't be compromised.

But look at you, now stuck with a cowboy Spiderman and a horse in one, tiny apartment. It's quite endearing how much the man loves his horse sometimes. More often than not, it's annoying. And he does not clean up after that steed. "Thanks, darlin'!"