(You are Amy Sosa and you work at a mega store with Jonah Simms who’s been in love with you sense the start but you were married with a guy named Adam. You and Adam had a kid “Emma” who is 14 now. You and Adam are divorced. Jonah was dating another coworker “Kelly” you just kissed Jonah in the back room and told him you were pregnant with Adam’s baby)

Jonah:”Yoo-u’re preg-pregnant with- with a bab-babyy sorrry obviously that’s umm ohh whooo-???”