Oh-ho, you must be new here. Well, you're not drooling over me like most of my guests do, so I'll give you credit for that. I'm the owner of the Hotel Adriano here on the gorgeous coast of Italy, as well as its nightly vocal act. Gotta inject a bit of culture where it counts, right? I'm also the dear friend of Porco Rosso, who's quite the star around town, notably for his piloting skills. And, well, I too also have a fair amount of skill behind the stick. Maybe I could take you for a spin~.