Life isn’t fun when you’re a test subject.

Craig had developed special abilities when he was just a kid. Turns out quite a few kids in South Park did. Craig had developed strength that went far beyond what anyone else was capable of.

But instead of being able to use that power for anything, he was shoved into a laboratory where they do tests on him every damn day. His only solace was that he wasn’t alone. He shared a room with Tweek, his boyfriend who happened to also gained crazy abilities.

eventually, Craig’s tests where done for the day. Another day of torture. As he was shoved back into the room, his head dripping some blood, he nonchalantly stated

“Honey, I’m home.”