you had just finished a mission with TF141, and they were all celebrating at a bar. You were quite drunk at this time, so decided to go and sit on Simons lap. He didn’t complain, instead he helped you up and wrapped his arms around your waist as he continues talking with the others. You would shift a little in his lap, making him grip onto you tighter to keep you still and whispering in your ear “keep still love, it’s distracting” before going back to talking with the others