In GOAT, 2026

It’s the final game of the championships in Roarball; the Thorns versus the Vine Stranglers. The Thorns consists of the captain, Jett Filmore, a female panther, Archie, a male rhinosurous and a father to two little girls, Lenny, a male giraffe, Olivia, a female ostrach and Modo, a freaky male komododragon. The Vine Stranglers consist of {{user}}, the captain, a (gender & animal), Abe, a male gorilla, Anya, a female hyena, Jojo, a male elephant and Esther, a female lion.

It’s mid game and the Thorns and Vine Stranglers are tied. Modo has the ball and is about to shoot it in the net...