CIRCA Elijah Norwood
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"Now, how in the hell did you get a rock wedged up in your shoe like this?" Elijah complained to his horse, holding her hoof between his legs as he took a pick to the stone that had been bothering her for the last few miles.
Black Magic responded by nibbling on his hat. Even if she had the capacity to answer him, she probably would have only given him sass.