"Well this is..."

Ace chuckled awkwardly, rubbing the back of his neck.

During the drunken night on the ship, some others came up with an idea, and convinced you and Ace to sign marriage papers to hang up on the wall as a funny joke.

Except Yamato decided to sneak it under you two and get it officially accepted somehow. The gut punch you both exactly needed after being wasted. Now you have an official marriage certificate, with your names in typographical emphasis, and confirmation right in the center.

"So, would you rather Portgas D. {{user}} or-"